In a glass case on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a electric pink outfit worn by the pop star. The concert in front of a hundred thousand spectators was hailed as a success.
It's possible you like Robbie Williams. Perhaps you believe he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. Or you could adopt a middle ground, admitting that some tracks are excellent while others are awful.
The point being is that entertainment can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is not a single method to craft literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of Test Cricket
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon the environment.
The climate, the session, the ball – the list is endless. Most important is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the strip is the blank slate on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between the two sides was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport taken to pieces and reassembled in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a defence of the wicket which resulted in a win and the second two-day Test of the Ashes battle.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the wicket, resulting in a cascade of wickets being taken in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Nature of Test Cricket
But any notion this was a lesser event, one that should be qualified as illegitimate, is mistaken.
The long game is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it explodes.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling owing to the investment devoted in other matches.
Adaptation: The True Test
Certain variables are tolerated more readily than others.
The contention in during the match was that the contest was tipped too far towards the attack. That the best players were unable from playing their natural game.
This level of cricket is about finding solutions – reading the situation and adapting accordingly. The top two individual innings were made by recognized players. One side was less disciplined than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: The Fan Perspective
Try telling the supporters who have endured a long drought that this was not entertaining.
Among the crowd of the stadium, countless fans waved their flags and sang their songs, fostering a party atmosphere in a heartland of Australian cricket.
There was optimism as the fielding side dominated, momentum when players scored quickly, and unconditional love when the victory was secured.
Extreme Ends: The Range of Test Matches
The Melbourne has form with difficult wickets. In the past, a Test there featured a wicket with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That match was a marathon, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are diametrically opposed points of the range – neither ideal, yet historical weight can be ascribed to both.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will remain iconic in the collective consciousness.
"It's not the death of Test cricket at all," commented a past champion. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these two days have been experienced some genuine drama. An unusual spectacle."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the lead-in to this Test, the leader talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The players delivered for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his face.
Different players delivered with vital performances. These are baby steps, not nearly enough to guarantee long-term stability, but a foundation to build on.
Ultimately, this MCG win is added to other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the supporters departed into a stunning sunset, the players gathered on the turf to begin their own enjoyment.
Celebrate the win, boys. This victory was hard-fought.